“We have stumbled upon the gold mine of mass produced relic. Feeling so alone in your insight, secluded with your hate in your corner. Silly rabbit. Stretch out your arms and feel the same sweaty glimmer from the others right beside you. Never think you’re alone. Never think you’re different. If you don’t support the conformity that holds society together, flee this pit, this pen of swine. But don’t be scared when you find yourself, in yet another pen. You see. You’re in the ‘different’ pigpen now. The ‘original’ ‘against the grain’ ‘unique’ pen, but don’t fool yourself. Once again, you’re suffocated by a million other little piggy’s. You didn’t look far enough ahead. Being different has been commercialized far beyond the wildest dreams of any product endorsement company. You can no longer be unique without doing it along side some other asshole that thinks the exact same thing. Now how different does that make you really? Most of the stupid aspiring ignorant pigs here don’t realize they’ve already been branded again. They’ve made the most conscious efforts to avoid the assimilation we all know and love. But in doing so, they’ve been labeled yet again. Everyone else is doing it kiddies. You’re nothing special anymore. Stop fighting it. The overpopulated rate of stylistic consumption will soon devour your ‘originality’ and brand it, ‘the same’ because that’s what it is. Usually just means all us pigs in here are a bit funnier looking. The name on the front of our new shit hole reads… “It’s all been done before,” stop relying on your own appeal. Start realizing you will never make it a second if you can’t think for yourself. And thinking for yourself class, has NOTHING to do with how you look or act. Or how different you think you are. It’s called discovering how your own brain works. Stop trying to make the eyes of the critic glow. It’s hopeless. The summary at the end of this book reads, “Being Unique Means Being the Same.” It’s all been done before” -Jacob Hoggard
YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.
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Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying